Parody Week: How "Dick and Jane" Should Have Ended

See Spot.

See Spot Run.

Run Spot Run!

See Spot's trainer.

See Spot's trainer sign Spot up for a fight.

Fight Spot Fight!

See the undercover journalist.

See the undercover journalist expose Spot's trainer.

Exclusive News Report!

See the police officer.

See the police officer run after Spot's trainer.

Run Officer, Run!

See the jury and judge.

See the jury and judge deliberate the case.

Deliberate jury and judge, Deliberate!

See Spot's trainer.

See Spot's trainer go to prison for a few years for animal abuse with a guy named Tiny that isn't tiny and likes new meat.

Don't Drop the Soap!

See Tiny.

See Tiny rape.

Rape Tiny, rape!

See Spot's trainer's PO.

See Spot's trainer's PO not pleased to find Spot's trainer is smoking pot.

Report, PO, report!

See Spot's trainer.

See Spot's trainer with a new dog to start fighting again and using Spot to train.

Train, new dog, train!

See Spot.

See Spot Run.

Keep running, Spot. Keep running.